There are 2 versions of this ad. Below is the anaemic version. Bonus points if you can find the more analeptic version. And provide proof of your quest. Good luck The CRM Data Analyst will work for a subscription-based revenue business in London. The CRM Data Analyst will earn £35,000 per annum. The CRM Data Analyst will be part of a strong work/life balance culture. The CRM Data Analyst will be familiar with HubSpot or similar platform. The CRM Data Analyst will have an eye for detail and critical analysis skills. The CRM Data Analyst will build customer journeys and relationships. The CRM Data Analyst will help build customer engagement campaigns. The CRM Data Analyst will look after customer acquisition, retention and engagement. The CRM Data Analyst will be comfortable flying solo or working in teams. The CRM Data Analyst will work with Marketing, Product, Operations and Engineering. The CRM Data Analyst will monitor the subscription lifecycle and identify churn risk. The CRM Data Analyst will travel domestically to our office site. The CRM Data Analyst will perform regular data maintenance. The CRM Data Analyst will use smart data segmentation to improve performance. The CRM Data Analyst will create reporting templates and dashboards. The CRM Data Analyst will be comfortable swimming in data lakes. Still with us? Great. Then please send us a CV and covering letter convincing us that you actually enjoyed reading this ad. We look forward to hearing from you.