Hiring: Cold Caller (Must Love Rejection)
We’re looking for a resilient, optimistic, and quirky individual who thinks hearing "not today" is halfway there to closing the deal.
About You:
* You treat cold calling like a contact sport.
* You’ve been ghosted more times than you can count—and you’re still smiling.
* “Not interested” only makes you more interested.
* You’ve got thick skin, a short memory, and a great sense of humor.
* You know the difference between rejection and a real objection.
What We Offer:
* Base salary + commission (because you earned it).
* A team that celebrates wins and creative comebacks.
* Sales tools, support, and real opportunities to grow.
* Coffee. By the bucket load.
Apply now if you're ready to thrive in the chaos, laugh off the rejections, and close the deals others are too scared to chase.
Disclaimer: This post is a meme (but also kind of real). If you thrive on the hustle, laugh in the face of rejection, and secretly love sales chaos—we’d actually love to hear from you.
Seniority level
Entry level
Employment type
Full-time
Job function
Administrative
Industries
Technology, Information and Media
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